Comments on Thinking The Lions: 1001 Ways To Tune Up The World, Number Forty

Why don't they work out? Is it the stripes and...

2009-10-15T01:28:28.074-12:00

Why don't they work out? Is it the stripes and gracefulness thing? Always arguing about who's hotter ("Oh yeah, well stripes make you look fat")or more graceful ("Gazelle? More like Gaz-earl. Cuz you walk like a man(centaur)!").

Petri: Despite my otherwise liberal views, I come...

2009-10-07T01:55:13.698-12:00

Petri: Despite my otherwise liberal views, I come down firmly against zebra-gazelle marriages. They just never work out, and I hate to see latchkey gazebras in broken homes.

Lisa: March into your local bookstore and say "I demand that you contact all the publishers you know and tell them to offer a contract to this author, Briane Pagel [point to the Internet, which you've brought along] for his "1001 Ways" ideas."

Then, when they respond in French, say "Also, I demand that you learn to speak English!"

Then point to the Internet again.

I love this one! I think your 1001 Ways to Tune Up...

2009-09-23T03:04:39.562-12:00

I love this one! I think your 1001 Ways to Tune Up the World" would make an excellent little book, much better than that "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series.

What's the gay marriage slippery slope? Human-...

2009-09-21T16:44:17.303-12:00

What's the gay marriage slippery slope? Human-zebra marriages? I bet that's what you meant. When the human and zebra get married the gazelles will start with 4 legged bias argument. Next thing you know, there'll be inter-species marriages all around and people will gripe about not being able to get married to their animal figurines. Boy, it is a slippery slope but I think it might be worth it. Scientific studies conducted(in my head) prove that gay couples are just as cute or possible cuter than kittens and puppies cuddling under a big gay rainbow.
Plus it's been a while since I've read any kinky animal-human sexidents.