Saturday, December 04, 2010

He may show us the way we live, but he hasn't shown us the way to write. (The Rum Punch Review of "Freedom" By Jonathan Franzen) (Part 3)


Part 1 of this review is here.

Part 2 is here.

Freedom spans, as I said, what most people think of as a lifetime -- that span of our adult lives from about midway through college (or college-age years) to just shy of retirement. It's a big book, but that's a lot of ground to cover -- and Franzen doesn't focus in just on Walter and Patty (the main characters for most of the book) but also on their children, Joey and The Other Girl, whose name I also forget but who serves only a minor role in the book -- the Lisa Simpson or Tina Yothers role, if you will.

I've noticed, and probably you have, that in any pop culture family, there must be one drag. There must be one person who serves as the moral conscience of the family, as the Earth-Firster, vegetarian-lifestyle-tryinger, boring person in the pop culture family. I believe that this requirement started with Family Ties, when they had Republican/Funny Guy Alex, party girl/dummy Mallory, and The Third Kid, who needed a personality, too, and who for pop culture reasons needed to be very different from the other two. So they made Tina Yothers be the kind of person who once an episode would save a kitten or something, and left it at that - -with the exception of the rare episode where Tina might be the focus of the show and everyone would go watch Cheers instead.

In Freedom, the Other Girl Whose Name I Can't Remember -- that's not necessarily a knock on Franzen, since I'm terrible about characters' names -- is the Tina Yothers character. Franzen creates Patty and Walter and Joey all as fully-formed people with interesting lives and points of view and lets us see inside their heads from time to time and then, apparently running out of steam, he gets to Jessica -- I think that's her name -- and makes her The Good Kid, who goes to school and has a boyfriend and disapproves of Dad's budding affairs (but not Mom's?) and helps out with social causes and otherwise just blandly sits around being a person who exists in the book for no apparent reason.

I submitted a novel, a while back, to an editor, who told me she liked it and but wanted me to revise it to make it shorter. I'm still working on it, slowly -- with the help of some timely advice from that editor that I could save a copy of the book as it is, and then edit a new copy, so that I didn't feel like I was throwing out parts I liked. With that advice in mind, I decided that part of how I'd (try to) get down to the word count that the editor wanted before I resubmitted was that I'd completely eliminate one character.

Completely. I decided that person wouldn't appear in the book, wouldn't be mentioned, wouldn't exist at all.

Doing that -- wiping a character from the story -- was actually not as hard as it sounds, which says something about how integral that character might have been. Sure, there were great scenes with her, but the ease with which those scenes lifted right out (to use a phrase I co-opted from an episode of Friends) shows that the character really wasn't that big a deal in the book.

That's what I kept thinking about everytime Jessica, if that's her name, appeared on the scene. Why is she here? I thought, and thinking back now, I'm trying to imagine, if Jessica were removed from the book, whether anything would be any different.

I don't think it would be.

And here's the thing: My Eliminated Character was actually a subplot meant to add some drama to the ending of the book and to show that my main character might be the sort of guy who'd get engaged on a whim. In other words, a character designed to add some depth to the book.

As far as I can tell, Jessica doesn't even do that.

The inclusion of The Disposable Well-Meaning Character wouldn't be that bad, except that there's so much else going on in the book -- Franzen crams in background characters ranging from Walter and Jessica's lower-class neighbors (including a right-winger who makes an appearance midway through the book and stays), to Patty's parents and sisters and eventually a brother with a Russian wife, Joey's roommate, Joey's roommate's sister, Joey's roommate's dad, Joey's roommate's sister's fiancee, a guy who works for a company that sells stuff to the government in Iraq, Joey's fiance who was also his next-door neighbor, Walter's brother, and, even, near the end, a Christian McMansion owner who loves cats as a way to spite Walter.

That's a lot of stuff happening and people doing things, and I haven't even scratched the surface. I haven't, for example, talked about Richard, Walter's college roommate who was Patty's crush and who becomes a music star and who also knew Patty's friend in college and who also works as a roofer and meets a kid who interviews him and so on and so forth.

With all that happening, there's a glaring error, too -- one that not only leaps out at someone who reads the book, but one that also brings up the Franzen-vs-Irving comparison: Lalitha.

[SPOILER ALERT! THERE IS A MAJOR SPOILER COMING ALTHOUGH IF YOU READ THE BOOK, IN RETROSPECT IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS THIS WOULD HAPPEN.]

Lalitha is introduced probably about midway through the book: She's a young, pretty girl who works with Walter on a project Walter is doing -- the too-thoroughly-explained mining/reclamation/wildlife preserve project that dominates at least 1/3 of the book and which appears intended to demonstrate to us, the reader, just how thoroughly Franzen can research something. We get it, authors. You can get detailed information about stuff. Quit turning novels into textbooks.

Lalitha loves Walter -- we're told that pretty soon after meeting her -- and eventually Walter and Lalitha become a couple, and as their coupledom rambles through a part of the book that feels tacked on the way the Shire-must-be-saved ending of Lord Of The Rings felt tacked on, and eventually the couple gets into a fight, and Lalitha goes on ahead of Walter on a stage of their planned journey, while Walter waits behind to go visit his brother in Minnesota...

... and Lalitha...

[SERIOUSLY. SPOILER ALERT!]

... dies.

She dies offstage -- we're given an account of what happened the way we're given an account of almost everything in Freedom: news-ticker style, rattling off information quickly. Lalitha dies when he car is forced off the road on a mountain, and the moment I read that, I thought this:

"Wow, that's the second book I've read in a year where a major character dies when a car is forced off a road in a mountain."

Because the first time that happened, literarily speaking, was in Last Night In Twisted River -- and after that character died, the main character went into isolation on an island on a frozen lake and spent his time mostly thinking and hiding out from the world.

Whereas, Walter deals with Lalitha's death by going back to his boyhood home and hiding out from the world in a house next to a small lake.

That diminished the moderate enjoyment I was getting from Freedom, because it seemed so derivative. I'm not saying Franzen copied Irving -- Freedom must have been written before Last Night In Twisted River came out -- and maybe things would have been different if I'd read the books in a different order, but it still felt hackneyed when Franzen killed off Lalitha.

Hackneyed, and easy -- because Lalitha was the complicating factor in Walter's story, the part of Walter's story that made him a little less noble and might have evened things up between him and Patty, who'd cheated on Walter first (with Richard, the rock-star-friend) and who made Walter and Patty's life (and Richard's) more complicated simply by existing -- but she turns out to just be a deus ex machina who is thrown into the story to provide some plot twists and move the story forward, a good explanation for why instead of backstory or glimpses into Lalitha's thinking, we're given Post-It notes on her character: She really doesn't want to have babies, and she's foreign, and that's about it.

Freedom, in the end, celebrates its title by clearing a pathway for an uncomplicated decision: Walter, in the end, has a chance to take Patty back (they've been separated but not divorced while Walter is camping around the country in a van) and the fact that Lalitha is dead leaves the path pretty clear for Walter to do that without any worries on his part or Patty's -- which maybe is the point Franzen was trying to make, that people only make some choices when they're free to do so; Walter and Patty's life really began when Walter's mother died and he was free (more or less) of his family; their life then grinds forward inexorably with the two of them locked in a sort of marriage-as-judo-combat role for a lengthy period of time, always joined together but never really together, and then, at the end, after Patty's father dies and Lalitha dies, the two of them are free to get back together, again... and begin a new life near where they started their first life, for a while, a life that we're told is supposed to be remarkably similar to the life they had back in that hurried first chapter.

All of which doesn't so much hit home with me. Freedom is a book that feels like it's supposed to have a message -- from that too-portentous title to the sprawling feel of it to the many lectures that Franzen has his characters inflict on us: It's hard to go a chapter without a character spouting off about wildlife or birth control or Republicans or the War in Iraq or, at one point, 9/11, which shows up here as well, and which should, as I've said before, be entirely off limits as a symbol, as a place-marker, as any sort of literary device period because it just doesn't work...

... I'll go off on a tangent here
. In Last Night In Twisted River, which just keeps coming up, doesn't it?, Irving mentioned 9/11, too, and I'm led to believe that 9/11 is going to show up more and more, and I think that readers and writers and TV show producers and everyone else ought to just stop and not do that.

Maybe earlier generations of writers and readers could handle momentous events without inevitably cheapening them or making them laughable or somehow mishandling them. Maybe people could write about Lincoln getting shot or Pearl Harbor or some other national tragedy without having the effect be hamhanded and ludicrously, over-the-toppedly-symbolic, but the current population can't, not with 9/11.

I have yet to see any popular depiction of 9/11 -- any reference to it in any thing -- which doesn't come off like a 9th grade symbolic poetry exercise. Every single reference to 9/11 might as well have a young girl in a white dress with a sad unicorn and a dead bluebird in her hand sitting right in front of the Twin Towers, for all the good it does them, and Franzen, who's a semidecent writer, is no better at it than anyone else: He has Joey affected by 9/11, and the reflections on it, the reporting on it, every single reference to it, dragged the story down into the muck of overwrought 9/11isms.

We as a culture right now provide grief counselors for everything. I would not be surprised if there were grief counselors available in North Dakota to help people upset over the Chilean miners. We do not handle tragedy or grief well and 9/11 was about as tragic and grief-stricken of a day as can be had. Given that our current psyche as a nation makes us completely unable to handle even a modicum of bad news or inconvenience -- how often do you hear people complaining about plane delays as being hell -- I think that we as a nation need to stop writing about 9/11 in our books, plays, comics, and the like. Let a future generation take care of that, and everything we write will be better.

... anyway, as I was saying, you're never very far from a lecture in Freedom, and that bogs the book down, too, and Franzen spends so much time hectoring people that he has to cram in the actual story, which is part of why it feels rushed, too.

It's not a bad book. It's not a great book, either, but it's not a bad book. There were a few parts I liked, and I read it more or less eagerly. I liked Patty as a character and I imagine that I'll remember her for at least a while. I really liked Richard, too, and I think he deserved his own book, as he was at least as complicated as any other character there but wasn't the primary focus. I didn't like Joey at all, but that might have been the point of his character -- which makes it dicey to make about 1/3 of the book focus on him; it's tough to write a book about someone you don't want to read about, so Franzen did an okay job pulling that off.

(One other thing he didn't pull off: song lyrics. Anytime a writer puts fake song lyrics into a book, it comes off as cheesy and lame. Song lyrics work only within the context of the song, generally -- and divorced from a memory of the music, they may fail. If you've heard a song, and read the lyrics, your mind puts in the music mentally so that

It's the honky tonk woman
Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues


Which would look stupid on paper standing alone doesn't seem as stupid when you can "hear" the music in your mind. But writers who make up the songs they then put lyrics into the book for don't have the music in the background, so the lyrics almost always look idiotic.)

But for whatever good qualities it had, here's my final word on it: I've said before that a mark of a really good book is that when I finish it, I set it aside and don't want to go on to read another book right away, trying to savor the really good book I just read.

When I finished Freedom, I wanted, instead, to move onto something else almost immediately. And, worse, as I was deciding what book to buy next, I had this exchange with Sweetie:

Sweetie: Did you buy a book yet?
Me: Not yet.
Sweetie: What's holding you up?
Me: I want to buy a book that's at least as good as Kraken.

Kraken was the book I'd read before Freedom. I wanted to make sure the next book I read was at least as good as Kraken -- because Freedom was already fading from my memory.

Read the wrap-up -- my response to two comments about this review -- here.


Friday, December 03, 2010

I cook the vegetables for a few minutes only. (Friday's Sunday's Poem/Hot Actress 68)



Ladies and Gentlemen in Outer Space
Ron Padgett

Here is my philosophy:
Everything changes (the word "everything"
has just changed as the
word "change" has: it now
means "no change") so
quickly that it literally surpasses my belief,
charges right past it
like some of the giant
ideas in this area.
I had no beginning and I shall have
no end: the beam of light
stretches out before and behind
and I cook the vegetables
for a few minutes only,
the fewer the better. Butter
and serve. Here is my
philosophy: butter and serve.
____________________________________________________

About the poem: Isn't it nice to have Friday's Sunday's Poem back on Friday, where it belongs? Kind of? I thought so, too.

I picked this poem because it reminds me of one of my favorite comic strips ever, from the Pickles strip. I had it on our refrigerator for a while, but lost it, and I can't find it again. It goes something like this: Earl and Opal are sitting in their living room, and Earl begins talking. He says something like "Sometimes I wonder why we're here," and then in Panel 2 says "And then I begin to wonder about how everything got here and how the universe was created," and then in Panel 3 says "And then I wonder How come we never have waffles anymore?"

Which to me is the end result of all philosophical questions: It always boils down to something like how come we never have waffles anymore?

About The Hot Actress. It's Helen Mirren. Who, despite being in that embarrassing movie "RED" is apparently quite an actress... although, come to think of it, I'm not sure I've ever seen a movie she's in. I think she's just always played the Queen.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Doing the cookie boogie. (Life With Unicorns.)

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GOP: "Appease the rich, or you'll all die hungry and radioactive." (Publicus Proventus.)


It's not that I don't follow the news -- I do -- it's that I don't have as much time to blog about it as I do (what with all the Jonathan Franzen reviewing and Buffalo-Bill-fun-making I do).

But even with that kind of demanding schedule, when the Republicans decide to practically steal Christmas -- and then to nuke it -- even I take notice.

That's what Mitch McConnell and the rest of the ilk are threatening to do, as 42% of the Senate promises to let nothing happen until a threatened 3% increase on income over $250,000 is averted-- legislative logjamming that would block extensions of unemployment benefits and a START treaty that would reduce nuclear arms.

How far offbase are McConnell & Co? The START treaty is recommended by other Republicans:

...former Republican secretaries of state and national-security advisers, including Brent Scowcroft, Henry Kissinger, James Baker, and on Wednesday Colin Powell, have gone to the White House to endorse the deal.

(Source.) It won't matter, much, if proliferation of weapons means that they're more easily accessible to countries that hate us -- most people will starve or die of exposure before that when they're thrown out of their houses:

Republicans blocked an effort to extend the benefits for more than six months in Congress Tuesday, saying that they didn't want to add to the deficit. Without a Congress-approved extension, more than two million Americans will lose their only steady source of income in a time where jobs are scarce. More than 800,000 who have been out of work for six months will be cut off Wednesday.


The average weekly benefit for those two million people? About $302. So that's about $604,000,000 per week that the unemployment costs -- or, over 52 weeks, say, $31,408,000,000. Put in newspaper numbers: $31 billion.

The GOP has other plans for that $31 billion, though -- like giving 20 times that amount to the rich: The GOP is demanding continued tax breaks for the rich, tax breaks which would add $670 billion to the deficit.

There's the choice you made, America: You selected a party which wants to give $670 billion to the rich rather than $31 billion to the unemployed poor -- and which is willing to give nukes to terrorists to accomplish that goal.

YAY for you!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Jonathan Franzen has a lot to tell us, and no time to waste. (The Rum Punch Review of "Freedom" By Jonathan Franzen) (Part 2)


Part one of this review is here.

Here's the first thing I realized about Franzen's writing this time around: It's very hurried. It feels rushed, which is really saying something about a book that spans what most of us think about, more or less, as a lifetime -- that being the period of time between, say, junior year in high school and just before we retire: Our adult (or near-adult) working life is what most people view as a life, and Freedom covers that life in what feels at times like a mad dash.

Freedom focuses on Patty and Walter, and their family. I'd like to tell you their last names, but I've already forgotten them and the last names are probably less important than the fact that I can't remember their last names. Patty is the main character of the book for most of it, with a big jump at one point to focus on Walter, and occasional side trips in which Patty and Walter's son Joey is the focus, and one where their friend-and-minor-music-celebrity Richard is both the central point of the story and is telling the story.

Freedom -- and SPOILERS ALERTS! are intrusive so I probably won't do them but there are going to be SPOILERS in this so ALERT! if you don't want things SPOILED -- begins with Patty and Walter living in a going-to-be-gentrified suburb of St. Paul, in Minnesota, the image of the perfect young couple: two little kids, devoted mom, husband working in an Important Job (although his role in it may not be so Important) -- and begins by being told in a third-person omniscient point of view -- but a limited kind of omniscience, one that can peek into everyone's heads but which doesn't always.

I'm not actually one to pay much attention to the point of view of a book: I mostly write, when I write fiction, in a limited third-person perspective, as that feels the most natural. I tend to realize, and think about, the point-of-view only when it stands out: Girls, by Nic Kelman, for example, is told entirely in the second person -- it keeps talking about you, which gave it a weird feel, as though the book were hectoring me to feel and think what it wanted me to feel and think. There was a book, too, that briefly resided on my wish list, called Then We Came To The End, by Joshua Ferris, that sounded interesting except that all the reviews I read of it mentioned that it was told from the perspective of an entire group of people, which at first I thought would be very interesting to read but as soon as I thought about it, felt more like it would be tiresome and would distract from the story.

The thing about noticing the writing-- whether it's the point of view or the way the writing feels -- is this: When you focus on the writing, there's something very good about it or something very bad about it: really good writing can thrill you and make you love the act of reading simply because the words are put together so well and in such interesting combinations that it's exciting -- like driving through a new city, and a scenic one at that. I'm thinking of John Irving as I write this; even his book Last Night In Twisted River, which I felt was disappointing, was full of great writing that made it more fun to read.

(Irving not only is a better writer than Franzen simply on wordcraft, but also a better writer if the comparison is over stories and characters that are memorable: I've read every single one of Irving's books and most of them are indelibly stamped in my mind: I can remember whole scenes from books I read 15 or 20 years ago, and even minor characters are still readily available to my memory.)

But really bad writing -- gimmickry or obvious trying or too much portent-- distracts from reading and makes me focus on the writing itself. I tried reading, for example, The Law Of Nines by Terry Goodkind, a book that I picked up in actual book form because I'd read a review of it that made it sound kind of okay, but then I saw it on sale for six bucks at Borders and thought "How can I go wrong, a book for six bucks," only to find that I could go wrong, because the writing was sophomoric and had a mad-lib quality to it: The book read as though someone handed out Generic Magical Thriller Outlines at an undergrad writing seminar and Goodkind had filled in the blanks. The writing was at -- maybe-- a sixth grade level and did everything but have symbols underlined and bolded.

Bad writing isn't the only thing that can wreck a book: good writing gone bad can destroy it, too -- as when you muck around with gimmicks like that one book that told the story of a relationship through a fake auction catalog. I might have wanted to read that, too, but I don't want reading to be a party trick; I want to read a story.

In Freedom, I noticed the writing, almost immediately, and what I noticed about it was that it was showy and pushy and very tell-y. I was always taught show, don't tell, and maybe that's a film line, but it should go for writers, too -- don't just ramble on about the lives of your characters. Show the lives of your characters.

Franzen, it seemed, didn't have time to do that, not if he was going to fit in all the Big Thoughts he had about Freedom, so he begins by rushing us through an otherwise-fascinating first part as though it were an opening montage for a movie (and maybe that's the plan, as more and more books get written, Grishamesquely, to be made directly into movies: they're just the novelization of a movie before the movie gets made), rushing us through Patty and Walter's early married life in St. Paul, giving us bullet points of Patty making Christmas cookies for the neighborhood and Patty's doting parenting and Walter's commitment to his family and his work and their neighbors' dubiously mixed reactions to all of this -- and occasionally giving us peeks into the neighbors' minds to fill in those gaps about Patty and Walter and create side roads that'll go nowhere (like a neighbor's possible crush on Patty. Sorry to wreck it for you. That's in there for no reason whatsoever) and side roads that'll lead somewhere, like a budding feud with the lower-class next-door-neighbor...

... but all of it feels cramped and unFreedomlike, and all of it feels like the kind of throat clearing that needs to be gotten off the table when one tells a story -- like the stories our 23-year-old, Oldest, tells us: She'll want to tell us a story but she has to preface it, remind us who the players are and what they're doing: So I was meeting Ashley, she's the one who lives with that guy and they work together at that place and the place I was going to work at was next door until Ashley had to move the place...

... that's how the beginning of Freedom feels, and it made me notice the writing and notice the perspective and notice everything but the story, which didn't really bode well.

Part Three of this review is here.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Is Jonathan Franzen a gneechee? (The Rum Punch Review of "Freedom" By Jonathan Franzen) (Part 1)

What's a "Rum Punch Review?" Click here for an explanation.


I actually finished reading Freedom about two weeks ago, and in that two weeks, I learned something valuable about myself. Or about Freedom. Or about Jonathan Franzen's books. Or about all three.

Here's what I've learned: They don't stick with you very long.

Jonathan Franzen's books are a literary version of stereotypical Chinese food in comedians' jokes: they're good but they don't last very long.

I didn't know if that would happen with Freedom, but I couldn't help wondering if it would because of what happened with The Corrections, the last book I read by Franzen (and, in my mind, Franzen's only other book. Which is to say, I think maybe Franzen wrote other books but I don't know what they are and I'm not sure he's actually written other books, now that I think about it, so maybe I'm right that he's written only two books.)

I read The Corrections what feels like many many years ago but probably was only five years ago or so, depending. I can't be sure when I read The Corrections because that, like my memory of the book itself, has faded away, leaving behind only wisps of memories.

They're good memories, I have to say. I have a good impression about The Corrections even though I can't remember a single thing about it other than that it was about a family and the family had problems. I want to say it was about adult kids returning home for Thanksgiving, or maybe Christmas, but then, even as I think that -- even as I type that -- I'm not 100% sure that I'm not confusing The Corrections with The Family Stone, an awful movie Sweetie and I watched once that always confused me: Was the title supposed to be a pun or take-off on Sly and The Family Stone? And if so, what was the connection, beyond "some screenwriter somewhere liked to feel hip by listening to Sly And The Family Stone, and named the screenplay that, and everyone else was too Emperor's-New-Clothes-intimidated to say they didn't get the joke or that it wasn't funny?

See? Even when I'm directly thinking about 'The Corrections,' I can't directly recall or think about that book. It's like it was written by gneechees.

I found out earlier this year that Franzen had a new book coming out -- that new book being the subject of this review, remember, Freedom -- and so I put it on my wish list on my Kindle.

The wish list is something that I use quite a bit, or at least I think I do: I've got 16 books on there right now, and I keep a wish list on the Kindle because I don't like to have more than one book at one time waiting to be read.

In the past, I used to go buy physical books and stack them by my bedside and start reading them, and I would go check out physical books from the library and stack them, too, but I don't do that anymore because first, I got a Kindle, so there's no physical books to stack, and second, having all those books around detracts from the book I'm actually trying to read. If I were to buy two, or three, or more books and have them all stacked there, I then have to pick one to start reading... but as I start reading that book, the others are sitting there, looking at me and making me think I should have started with them, which in turn can tend to detract from the book I'm reading -- making me rush through the book to get to the other book.

I've had the same problems with magazines, too -- wanting to read sections that I liked a lot, like the book reviews and funny quotes from TV shows in Entertainment Weekly. I solved that problem by simply reading those parts that I like first -- because it hit me one day, who says I have to read a magazine in the order they present it to me?

Nobody -- that's who. Just because Newsweek wants to put the news blurbs first, then the editorials, then the pop culture stuff last doesn't mean that's how I have to read it. I'm free to skip around and they can't do anything about it. So now, when my New Yorker comes on my Kindle, I read the poems first, then the cartoons, all in one big gulp, and then go back and see if there's any articles I really want to read first (like anything by Malcolm Gladwell) and then read the magazine.

So, the wish list is where I was. I put Freedom on my "wish list" way back when I heard it was coming out, even though it wasn't being released until August. If I were Sweetie, or thought like Sweetie, I'd have simply pre-ordered it so that it would be delivered to my Kindle the day it was published. That's how Sweetie, who reads many more books than I do, rolls: She sees a book she wants and she orders it. In our bedroom, and I am in no way making this up or exaggerating, she has about 150 or 200 books waiting to be read -- an entire basketfull of them, plus some stacks on the shelves that used to hold stuffed animals I'd given her but which now hold books.

(The stuffed animals I'd given her were given over the years as little throw-in gifts or as get-well presents or otherwise to make up for the guilt I feel whenever I think about Sweetie's childhood: Sweetie has told me that she was so poor as a kid that her family couldn't afford dolls, so instead of dolls and stuffed animals, she played with cutout paper dolls from catalogs, or, once, marbles, which she would pretend were people. As a kid who's parents, while not rich, were well-off enough that they could afford to buy me not just every Star Wars action figure that existed at the time, but also the Millennium Falcon, the AT-AT, and the rest of the gear, I feel a residual sense of guilt over my relative privilege and tried to make up for it by buying Sweetie things. We had the stuffed animals on the bed until they grew to a number north of 30, and became too troublesome to put back on every morning when she'd make the bed, so I installed shelves for them and put the stuffed animals on the shelves, until one day she took them all down and put the books there, instead.)

Sweetie's book-buying habits would drive me crazy -- and they drive her a little crazy, too, as sometimes she'll be browsing on Amazon, or at the actual bookstore where we still sometimes go, and she'll look at a book and try to remember if she has already read it, or if she already bought it and it's waiting to be read, or if it just looks like one she's already bought. So I'm married to someone who needs an archivist.

Then, when Freedom -- remember, that's what I'm talking about and (theoretically) reviewing here -- became available, I still didn't buy it, because I was reading something else, and because I wasn't 100% sure that I wanted to get it at the time, since I'd decided to list it only because of my increasingly-vague memories of how much I'd liked The Corrections, which, as I sit here, I know I loved but which I cannot recall anything about, even though now I've been thinking about it for the better part of an hour.

It may be that part of my hesitance, too, was that in the interim between reading The Corrections and not-yet-buying Freedom I'd gotten to know Jonathan Franzen's persona a bit from reading bits and pieces about him here and there in articles about the book and how long it had taken him to write it and how he'd written it, and also Franzen had gotten mixed up in my mind with David Foster Wallace, and that's not a good thing.

I'm very sorry that David Foster Wallace is dead, but the fact that he's dead is not going to keep me from being critical of him and of people who like his writing, and I have this to say: I tried to read Infinite Jest and hated it. I found it off-putting and deliberately obtuse and annoying and not very well-written at all and eventually, after trying and trying to read it, I decided that it wasn't worth it, that life was too short, and I sold the book to a used bookstore, all but the first 100 pages or so unread.

It was terrible, and it made me determined to never ever read anything David Foster Wallace wrote again.

By the time I got around to finishing the other book I was reading and to give consideration to buying Freedom, then, somehow, Jonathan Franzen and David Foster Wallace had gotten crossed in my mind -- I knew, (or felt I knew, which in America is the same thing as knowing, so far as Americans are concerned) that Franzen was a friend or associate or admirer of Wallace's, something like that -- they were linked, and it made me wary of reading Freedom in case it turned out, like Infinite Jest and 30 Rock, to be something that's entirely annoying and which people (I'm sure) say they liked only because they're afraid to say they don't like those things that society (critics) demand they like.

But I bought the book...

...Part Two of this review is here.


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