I Get Paid For Doing This.

The things I spend my time doing (when I'm not blogging) as a practicing lawyer are, largely, either boring or confidential, so I don't tend to talk about them a lot.

But there are those times that strike me as both noteworthy and interesting, those times when, like Steve Martin, the only thing I can think is: The most amazing thing to me is I get paid for doing this.

These are those times:

2. Bake the hall in the candle of her brain.

3. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Raisin Bran Crunch, and Paul McCartney's Liverpool Oratorio.

4. It's all about the lemurs.

5. The phone call was made to avoid making a phone call.

6. I'm not sure if we have a company policy about this or not.

7. Everything a-flappin'.