Sunday, August 09, 2009

First Thoughts, Table Of Contents


First Thoughts are those things that come to mind right when I wake up in the morning. They're like little windows to the soul, if little windows to the soul were sleep-deprived, clinging ferociously to their cup of coffee, and cursing The Boy for leaving his shoes in the hallway.

I'm not just sad, I'm a little creeped out...

fanglefashioned?

This is how you beat The System.

Wear Your Sweater Vest One Last Time 'Til Next Fall Week

Maybe Newsweek Should Have A Subscription To Me.

What a Way To Start The Week

My legs were beaten by goons.

Snooze Coffee.

Square Root Day

The stupidest thing I've ever heard, and then something that comes pretty close.

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