Could you get to Free Stuff Nirvana by train, do you think? I once traveled by train and it was pretty nice.

My love affair with free stuff continues unabated, and as my loyal readers, I know yours does, too. I'm constantly on the lookout for stuff that seems free (like a t-shirt you get just for running a 5k! Sweet, if you ignore the registration fee and the effort at running a 5k -- but it seems free) or, better yet, that is actually free.

And if the free stuff is actually good and worth a lot of money, so much the better. And if the free stuff is not only actually free but good and worth a lot of money and would let me pretend to exercise but actually be playing a video game, so I don't need to enter all those 5k's anymore, then I'm in free-stuff-nirvana.

Which is an actual place, I bet. Probably in Hawaii.

Or wherever this link takes you to: Click Here for a Chance to Win a Nintendo® Wii™! . By clicking that link, you'll sent to Charter Communications' website. But wait! There's more! Once you're on that page, you can register to win

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A Nintendo® Wii™. But wait! There's more! The winner gets not just a Nintendo Wii Console, but a Wii Stand, 5 Sports games ( Boxing, Baseball, Tennis, Golf and bowling), 1 Remote Controller, 1 Nunchuk Controller, 1 Sensor Bar, 1 Wii AC Adapter, 1 Wii AV Cable. EVERYTHING YOU NEED to begin playing, right away. And it's the sports games, the ones the Wii does best.

But wait! There's more! (That's not getting annoying yet, is it? I bet you wouldn't mind it if Don Pardo said it.) At that site, you'll have a chance to bid on receiving Charter High-Speed® Internet for Life. Internet for Life. Talk about Nirvana. You'll be playing with your Wii, Youtubing, downloading music (and reading Thinking The Lions) like a king of cyberspace.

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