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Monday, August 14, 2006

Actual Things I Thought: The table of contents

All the actual things I thought while...


...Running errands to get a video game for our nephew, groceries, and a hinge for our garage door.


... while at the Zoo with Mr F and Mr Bunches and Sweetie.

... while judging a mock trial competition for the second time
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... while on my way to Milwaukee for a deposition and also listening to Regina Spektor's new album for the first time.









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