Quotes of the Day:

All the Quotes of The Day! Or at least links to them!

42. I hereby apologize to Sweetie.

41. Isn't "okra" a kind of animal from South America?

40. He wants to look cool.

39: The library of the damned.

38: Tiny bubbles...

37: Time travel.

36: I am nowhere near as bad as the kids.

35: Towels.

34: Angsty.

33: Singing...

32: Googlipantz

31: Mango Smoothie.

30: Book Deal.

29: Nose Spider.

28: Leo.

29, um, again: Pizza? Mop?

28, um, again: Joe Theisman...

27: Old guys.

26: Dog food or beef jerky?

25: Matt Stafford is not suffering.

24: Computer Washer.

23: Button his shirt...

22: How you know you did a good job.

21: Lozenge.

20: The library as a friend.

19: Spring?

18: Creepy.

17: He never really got Disney cartoons.

16. Sweetie wants the Babies to drink...

15. Muppety

14. No strikes in the cookie aisle

13. Never a supercollider

12. Love is...

11. Han Solo vests

10. Dipthong

9. Not, technically, a quote.

8. The Boy thinks highly of himself.

7, but I labeled it 9: A quote from Demetri Martin.

6. Superbowl.

7, but there's already a 7, right? Snow & adolescence.

6. Again? Here's a quote from Ben Franklin.

5. Homer says.

4. Ring Lardner says...

3. Procrastination...

2. Proving my father-in-law wrong.

1. Envy & disquiet.

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